P: I, look at the ducks in the window.
I: those are not ducks, they are chickens
P: no, they are ducks.
I: well, then where are their heads? (Aka prove it dad!)
Full hog was being carried thru restaurant
P:check out the whole pig coming thru the restaurant. Do you think you can eat that?
I: I can't eat the whole thing, but I'll watch.








